mymydinh: He said she ain’t have no niiiipppppleeeeeee.
wtfsheena: ayealiya: The life of a boss. they ain’t never getting caught by the police lol damnnn , watch the cops even try LOL
Time to workout!! (: →
When I say my hair is naturally curly
thisvoiceinsidemyhead: You may think: But it is more like:
I'm sorry that I'm boring to talk to sometimes.
fallie: Sometimes I just don’t know what to say. It’s not that i run out of things to say, it’s more of i have a lot of things to say, you just might not be interested in them.
When my mum calls the home phone and asks if I'm...
No mom, I’m at a strip club.
Remember ladies, your body is a temple, NOT a...
When facing ghosts
I love those conversations.
rheesmiles: that come very natural. The one’s where you don’t try to impress each other but end up making each other smile.. The ones where you can talk about whatever comes to mind, without being judged.. & especially the conversations that are filled with LOL’s & giggles, its the cutest thing.. Those conversations are the ones I remember the most..
Ask your crush out on April Fools....
If she says YES: If she says NO: APRIL FOOLS BITCH, SWAG HELLA CLEVER. But what if your crush says yes, and watches you get excited and then YOUR CRUSH says APRILS FOOLS BITCH, SWAG. Your crush just got chu nigggggga! A PRANK WITHIN A PRANK. PRANKCEPTION.
i love it when you know somebody’s secret, but...
I'm tired of always having to be the one to hit...
Have you noticed how everything is funny when...